Disney’s Sexual Innuendos are Alive and Well

Unbelievable. Hey Disney, what exactly were you thinking doing this to poor, sweet, innocent little Belle from Beauty and the Beast? I know you have a bit of a colored past when it comes to your movie animators using their artistic platform for dropping sexual innuendos. It’s because of your past that I figured you’d be watching this kinda stuff a little more closely. Off the top of my head I can remember tons of things. Something about Aladdin whispering for kids to take of their clothes, the topless chick in the window of the Rescuers Down Under, the word SEX up in the dust and clouds in Lion King, the dong castle on the cover of The Little Mermaid, and the upskirt shot of Jessica Rabbit in Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Check out what Snopes has to say on all the innuendos. But this? This isn’t some crazy split second frame that somebody slipped into a movie that is too fast for anyone to catch… this is a straw dildo coming out of Belle’s dress with the sole purpose of being sucked by children. Good work, morons. Oh, and it’s at Target, one the biggest department stores on the planet. I wonder if they have this ride out front?

Ok, ok, I’m done… wait, check that picture of Belle again up top… what’s that other Belle behind her doing? Where’s her straw? Why is she smiling? ruh-roh…
-bp

Lobbed up by my wife, who reads this blog.

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3 Responses to Disney’s Sexual Innuendos are Alive and Well

  1. Scott says:

    Dude, you are nuts! Leave it to BP to read into something as innocent as this. That’s not a dildo!! It’s probably just supposed to be a penis. Anyway, thanks for the Roger Rabbit tip.

  2. kristy says:

    Okay, yes, Disney has a history. But dude. Did you even look at that photo of the Belle cup??? Her upper half is the screw on lid. Some one twisted the lid around so it looks obscene. Look at the Belle cup behind her. Her lid is aligned perfectly. No penis position. Looks like it’s your mind that is in the gutter this time, not Disney…

    • LobShots says:

      Yes, dear. I can see the photo. I can see it’s twisted, and I can see that a 7 year old designer/engineer/idiot could figure out that’s a horrible design b/c of the way it could be twisted.

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