Kook of the Week: Garrett Wolfe

Next up, in the real life game of Athlete Mug Shots, we have our next contestant… Garrett Wolfe, Come on Down!!!!  Wolfe is the Chicago Bears version of Darren Sproles.  He’s 5’7″ and weighs 185 pounds, assuming he’s carrying a 25 pound dumbbell.  Before turning in this gem of a mug shot, he was arrested over the weekend for disorderly conduct and assaulting an officer down in South Beach.  Apparently he thought that the bottles of Dom he was racking up were free.  

If there is one comment that I hate more than all others when it comes to dumbass celebrities getting arrested, it is when they play the “Do you know who I am” card (See Legedu Nannee).  Fortunately, it appears Wolfe didn’t use that one, instead he went for:

“F— you, I’m not paying for shit, I run shit here!”

Bro, you weigh as much as J.J. Barea, you don’t run shit anywhere.  At least Miguel Cabrera and Laurence Maroney are glad that you joined them down on contestants row.

– Showman

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