So, the idiot forward for the New Jersey Nets, Kris Humphries, proposed to Kim Kardashian, and gave her a 20.5 carat diamond ring. Oh, and thanks to Kim’s awful mom, they had two mini-horses waiting for them, covered in glitter, at the after party. Yes, you read that correctly. Glittered mini-horses. What the hell is going on here? Did Oompa Loompas ride them in? Was Falcor flying in circles overhead? Was Willy Wonka’s river of chocolate flowing from their faucets? Here‘s the whole sleazy story, Mr. French Tickler. I just want to vomit reading this crap. That entire family disgusts me. My wife will channel surf her way to all those stupid Kardashian reality shows so I can’t avoid seeing/hearing parts of them every once in awhile. If I watch for more than 30 seconds, I’m driven into a deep state of rage creating an unsafe environment for anybody within 500 feet of me. I’ve already had one brilliant blog post about Kim Kardashian. So, I saw this engagement news this morning, and about 5 billion headlines for this LobShots blog came to mind. I exploded with creative emotion… the most truthful one is the one I chose. I’m not proud of it, I just hate her. How ’bout this? “I strongly dislike Kim Kardashian”? I mean, I was taught not to hate…my mother raised me better than that. Mom, if you’re reading this, stop here… you won’t be proud of these headlines I thought of, but decided against…because they are mean, and as you know, I am nice.
Kim Kardashian should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.
Kardashian, I Gotta Feeling Your Whole Family’s Goin’ Down
20.5 carats + 6’9” = Sucker for a Giant Ass
Kris Humphries has never seen a reality TV show, proposes to Kim Kardashian.
Kris Humphries Turned a Deaf Ear to Lamar Odom’s Warning: Run Away
Reggie Bush, Ray J and Countless Others Hospitalized from Excessive Laughing
I could go on, I won’t, you get the idea. I feel like my mind needs to take a bath after thinking about this awful family for this long. I’m disgusted with myself. I’m disgusted with you for reading it.