I Hate Kim Kardashian

So, the idiot forward for the New Jersey Nets, Kris Humphries, proposed to Kim Kardashian, and gave her a 20.5 carat diamond ring. Oh, and thanks to Kim’s awful mom, they had two mini-horses waiting for them, covered in glitter, at the after party. Yes, you read that correctly. Glittered mini-horses. What the hell is going on here? Did Oompa Loompas ride them in? Was Falcor flying in circles overhead? Was Willy Wonka’s river of chocolate flowing from their faucets? Here‘s the whole sleazy story, Mr. French Tickler. I just want to vomit reading this crap. That entire family disgusts me. My wife will channel surf her way to all those stupid Kardashian reality shows so I can’t avoid seeing/hearing parts of them every once in awhile. If I watch for more than 30 seconds, I’m driven into a deep state of rage creating an unsafe environment for anybody within 500 feet of me. I’ve already had one brilliant blog post about Kim Kardashian. So, I saw this engagement news this morning, and about 5 billion headlines for this LobShots blog came to mind. I exploded with creative emotion… the most truthful one is the one I chose. I’m not proud of it, I just hate her. How ’bout this? “I strongly dislike Kim Kardashian”? I mean, I was taught not to hate…my mother raised me better than that. Mom, if you’re reading this, stop here… you won’t be proud of these headlines I thought of, but decided against…because they are mean, and as you know, I am nice.

Kim Kardashian should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.

Kardashian, I Gotta Feeling Your Whole Family’s Goin’ Down

20.5 carats + 6’9” = Sucker for a Giant Ass

Kris Humphries has never seen a reality TV show, proposes to Kim Kardashian.

Kris Humphries Turned a Deaf Ear to Lamar Odom’s Warning: Run Away

Reggie Bush, Ray J and Countless Others Hospitalized from Excessive Laughing

I could go on, I won’t, you get the idea. I feel like my mind needs to take a bath after thinking about this awful family for this long. I’m disgusted with myself. I’m disgusted with you for reading it.

-bp

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17 Responses to I Hate Kim Kardashian

  1. arak says:

    PIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG thAT SHE IS

  2. Cree-dub says:

    Kim Kardashian is a beautiful and multi-talented individual. All the haters out there are just jealous of her success. Don’t pay attention to them Kim, you are an inspiration to all of us! Xoxo

    • Sanch says:

      Totally agree Cree-Dub! She’s a perfect role model for young girls on how to make a sex tape to become rich and famous. After that, then make some terrible reality shows with your equally fame whoring sisters and mother, while proceding to nail every available athlete you can find. Rinse and repeat.

      • Cree-dub says:

        Kim herself has condemned her own embarassing tape, and lists it among her biggest regrets. Have you even read her book?

        And while the shows might not be to your liking, it’s not much more than an opinion to call them “terrible” and then dismiss them. If you have a problem with the show, take it up with the millions of fans who watch it regularly. It’s still on the air for a reason, isn’t it?

        Do you have any idea how hard life can be in the public eye? Kim dates people she connects with, people who share her struggles, just as I assume you do, or once did. You sit there and blindly insult her when, in reality, you know nothing of her.

        Don’t let them get you down, Kim! Xoxo

    • anna says:

      SHe does inspire me…to go out and sell my body and have multiple plastic surgery to look like a fake ho_!! This female has NO talent and is no role model for any young woman!!
      Her lip booty and whatever else injections look terrible and she is a piggggggggggggg

    • jo says:

      multi taeted in being a whore!!!
      shes a talented:
      cock sucker
      cummer
      camera whore etc etc

  3. Lynette says:

    Why would suc a beautiful woman with the wealth and seemingly fabulous – don’t have to worry or stressful life. Really. I’m sure its stressful in the oppsosite ways an upper or middle even low class life would lead. Why not donate to a charity or 2. The U.S of A is struggling – with natural disasters and the war. And Kim wants a royal wedding and has a 2 mill rings? Pathetic I’m beautiful-my husband is a DOCTOR and an AIR FORCE VETERAN saving lives…might be hers someday and I wear a 2 carrot weeding ring. And Kim has beeen with this new guy ….how long? Attention getting. DO SOMTHING FOR YOUR COUNTRY OTHER THEN A SEX OBJECT BEFORE YHOU WANT TO BE BETTER THEN THE ROYAL FAMILY. BC YOU ARE ALL NOT. SALUTE.

  4. Bill says:

    Kim K is a troubling thing to see people and our kids look up to someone as her. Is she educated ? I think not! She is a sign that lower mentality people are increasingly getting coverage they don’t deserve because they are selfish,prideful and arrogant losers w/nothing to offer thats good.

  5. Cree-dub says:

    I think Bill and Lynette should get married and make one thousand babies. Then star in a reality show on E! about raising them.

  6. karen says:

    I think her and her slutty sisters are disgusting and are not stars. People idolize that trash and it makes me sick!!!!

  7. Esme says:

    I think people like cree dub is why whores like kim kardashian are famous because they’re unmoral just like her if I got lipo from my face to my hips and injected into my a** I’d be prettier and so would alot of other women if they had the money to get lipo and get hair removal cause we all know armenians are hairy as hell….So kim could rot in hell like it says and continue to fix her face cause I want to see her in another 10-15 years!

    • Cree-dub says:

      We might be “unmoral” but at least we have thin faces, hips, and healthy asses. You WOULD be prettier, but you’re not, so go away.

      • magic says:

        Sure dumb-dumb, I highly doubt your anything more than an empty shell men wouldn’t bother to take a second to remember once they toss your panties to you as your walking out the door.

      • fackyoubitch says:

        your fucking brutal…..the fact that your even defending this waste of skin is disgusting…you must be a ugly, hollow person to think that kim k stands for anything good

  8. magic says:

    love’n this article. I hope she gets diarrhea at the alter and TMZ is waiting in the wings to take photos. What a family of trash with money, so sad are younger generation has to listen to the pointless garbage that comes out of this nobody’s mouth. Make another porn kim, before you fade into the land of who gives a dam.

  9. stevan says:

    I hope this bitch gets AIDS and dies shes’s a horrible role model and a total fucking slut I hope her and lady GAGA fucking die in a plane crash I can’t STAND this stupid talentless Ray Jay Cock sucking whore. lol

  10. iLoveM says:

    Why do gilrs idolize a fake beauty ( is she) as Kim? Fake face, fake boobs, fat ass! She’s a whore! I hate her! She really looks like a cock sucker! You’re gross Kim!

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