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Carl’s Jr. is Auctioning off Miss Turkey’s Bikini on eBay

A few weeks ago, the LA Times reported that Carl’s Jr. would be auctioning off, for charity, the bikini worn by Miss Turkey in their latest TV commercial. Well, it’s finally up on eBay, and all the proceeds go to … Continue reading

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Kate Upton Crushes the Dougie

Hey internet smut peddlers, I got an idea… back the eff up off my girl Kate Upton. Yes, my girl. Good grief. This is old news. Been all over the world wide interweb…use it. We’re getting married. She proposed to … Continue reading

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Um, Kate Upton Really Does Want to Marry Me

Before you read any further, you need to read this post about how Kate Upton clearly proposed to me. Ok, so you read it, thought it was funny… blah, blah, blah… this BP character is a delusional stalker, right? Au … Continue reading

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Kate Upton Wants to Marry Me

What? You weren’t up all night getting jocked by Kate Upton? I was. As everyone knows, she just killed it in the most recent Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. She wasn’t the covergirl, but it didn’t matter… she stole the show. … Continue reading

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