Tag Archives: Padres

The Padres Have 99 Problems

If you havin’ girl problems, I feel bad for you son…I got 99 problems, but that pitch ain’t one. Saw this at the Padres game last night. Clever. Padres hit a home run, he held up the sign. I chuckled. … Continue reading

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Is Kyle Blanks Human?

No way this isn’t photoshopped, right? Did Blanks play some minor league games in the land of the Lilliputians or something? I saw this picture and my jaw literally dropped. No way Dave Roberts is that tiny. No way Kyle … Continue reading

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The Padres Bullpen, Yoda, and The Force

There aren’t many things the Padres have going for them these days… their bullpen, however, is one thing they definitely have going for them. Star Wars is another. I freaking love these guys. Led by Heath Bell, who is amazingly … Continue reading

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Padres Trades! *crickets*

Heath Bell, Mike Adams, Ryan Ludwick, Aaron Harang. It’s about 11AM on the Friday before the Sunday MLB Trade deadline. How is it possible that all four of these dudes are still on the Padres? I have faith in Jed … Continue reading

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Baseball Losing Streaks, a Brief History

The 2011 Mariners are terrible. But, for starters, let’s just throw my hometown Padres under the bus. Three days prior to the Seattle Mariners current 17 game losing streak… the Mariners just finished taking 2 out of 3 from the … Continue reading

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Padres 2011 Season in a Nutshell

Sometimes these blogs just write themselves, folks. No commentary needed. -bp [awesome gif by @bubbaprog]

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Padres vs. Giants Tonight, I’m Going, So are Idiot Giants Fans

Atta kid, Latos. Randy Jones ain’t got nothing on your fro. It’s my first day back in town after vacation and I’m ready for some Padres baseball. I’m going to the game tonight with Caster and Mac, gasp… a Giants … Continue reading

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