Tag Archives: Padres

The Padres Have 99 Problems

If you havin’ girl problems, I feel bad for you son…I got 99 problems, but that pitch ain’t one. Saw this at the Padres game last night. Clever. Padres hit a home run, he held up the sign. I chuckled. … Continue reading

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Is Kyle Blanks Human?

No way this isn’t photoshopped, right? Did Blanks play some minor league games in the land of the Lilliputians or something? I saw this picture and my jaw literally dropped. No way Dave Roberts is that tiny. No way Kyle … Continue reading

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The Padres Bullpen, Yoda, and The Force

There aren’t many things the Padres have going for them these days… their bullpen, however, is one thing they definitely have going for them. Star Wars is another. I freaking love these guys. Led by Heath Bell, who is amazingly … Continue reading

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Padres Trades! *crickets*

Heath Bell, Mike Adams, Ryan Ludwick, Aaron Harang. It’s about 11AM on the Friday before the Sunday MLB Trade deadline. How is it possible that all four of these dudes are still on the Padres? I have faith in Jed … Continue reading

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Baseball Losing Streaks, a Brief History

The 2011 Mariners are terrible. But, for starters, let’s just throw my hometown Padres under the bus. Three days prior to the Seattle Mariners current 17 game losing streak… the Mariners just finished taking 2 out of 3 from the … Continue reading

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Padres 2011 Season in a Nutshell

Sometimes these blogs just write themselves, folks. No commentary needed. -bp [awesome gif by @bubbaprog]

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Padres vs. Giants Tonight, I’m Going, So are Idiot Giants Fans

Atta kid, Latos. Randy Jones ain’t got nothing on your fro. It’s my first day back in town after vacation and I’m ready for some Padres baseball. I’m going to the game tonight with Caster and Mac, gasp… a Giants … Continue reading

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Bubba Burgers Trade Talk

Tales from Hawaii. So I head to Bubba Burgers in Hanalei today. Fantastic burger joint…best on the isle of Kauai. Dunno when that pic up top was taken, but I’ve never seen it without the line spilling 10 feet past … Continue reading

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Dick Williams’ Mustache Will Live On

Dick Williams died at 82 years old. Sad day for baseball fans. Sad day for Padres fans. That old badass was our leader for the 1984 World Series run. Thanks for the memories and may your mustache live on forever. … Continue reading

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The Greatest Baseball Fan in the History of the 4th of July

Aye aye, Captain Stubing. How are Gopher and Doc? Permission to come aboard, sir! Happy 4th of July!! Snapped a screenshot of this cat out in McCovey Cove during the Padres vs. Giants game in San Francisco. I hate the Giants, … Continue reading

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